Some ads are way ahead of their time.
Take this Automatic Waistline Reducer for instance. It could be the main star of a late-night TV advertorial hosted by a lesser-known, evil-twin of a reality-show débutante.
The same empty promises and dubious facts that grace your LCD-screen TV were already there in 1924: Rid yourself of the paunch. Check. Flabby flesh will vanish. Check. Absolutely automatic. Check.
There's no mention at all about keeping a good diet and doing exercise. The Waistline Reducer works almost by magic.
Think about it the next time you do some late-night TV shopping. It's all magic.
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